Daniel slept in a lions den. Peter slept in a prison. Jesus slept in a storm. Remember, no matter your circumstance, you can take a nap. 

Noah liked playing games with the animals on the ark. Except for a couple of cheetahs. 

Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em.
He'll clean 'em. 

What do you call a fish that goes to church?
A holy mackerel! 

Christian Pickup Line: You're looking for a knight in shining armor? I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God. 

Pontius Pilate: "Joseph I really don't understand. You're one of the richest men in the region, and you've spent a small fortune on a new tomb for you and your family and you want to give it to this man Jesus?" Joseph: "It's just for the weekend" 

I’m pretty sure Jesus created deviled ham. Read Matthew 8:31-32 The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.” He said to them, “Go!” So they came out and went into the pigs…