Daniel slept in a lions den. Peter slept in a prison. Jesus slept in a storm. Remember, no matter your circumstance, you can take a nap. 

Noah liked playing games with the animals on the ark. Except for a couple of cheetahs. 

Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em.
He'll clean 'em. 

What do you call a fish that goes to church?
A holy mackerel! 

Christian Pickup Line: You're looking for a knight in shining armor? I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.