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What are three things you look forward to every day?

94 degrees and sunny, heat advisory. As seen on Facebook: The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox.

Have you ever struggled with heatstroke?

Your daily cooking tip: If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it. "Miss lunch lady," she said at the end of the line, "I don't like the holes in my cheese." "That's okay," she said. "Just eat around them and leave them on your plate."

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge was delighted. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court. Now please sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

Our Simple Homestead50 Household Tips Every Homemaker Needs to KnowOver the years I've collected hundreds of little household tips that make life easier that I just have to share. Some are silly and some are life savers.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th."

The unfolding of your words gives light; it gives understanding to the simple. Psalm 119:130 - NIV

When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. —Isaiah 43:2a (NIV)

He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain. —Revelation 21:4 (NIV)

Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. 2 Corinthians 9:7 - NIV

Jesus is also a Marvel Character. 1 Thessalonians 4:6 …the Lord is an avenger…

Don't worry about the people God removed from your life. He heard conversations you didn't, saw things you couldn't and made moves you wouldn't.

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